gyarurun:

jughell:

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

angeldrake3:

speciesofleastconcern:

esiderius:

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

beekeeping is really weird

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

nasaqueer:

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

aamyah:

unstoppable force vs immovable object

cumnog:

when a mutual doesn’t reblog your new selfie

patrik-star:

i don’t need your fucking sass today 

jazn:

blackness-by-your-side:

oops

Jesus

note-a-bear:

cyrilslady:

buzzfeedrewind:

Things You Forgot You Used To Do

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

Why you gotta hurt me like this