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Petunia i'm really stressed right now i can't deal with ur shit

baby: a- a-
me: aunty? are you trying to say aunty?
baby: a- a- a
Me: come on, you can do it
baby: a- a- AUSSIE RAP WILL NEVER DIE AUSSIE RAP YEH YEH CUZ I GREW UP IN THE WEST OF SYDNEY YOU KNOW I DO IT HARD YOU KNOW I DO IT UP THE BUTT YEAH WITH THE CARD YOU KNOW I'M DOING EVERYTHING FROM THE STREETS YOU KNOW NOTHING TO BEAT MY BEAT TO BEAT UH

posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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mondegreener:

this is on the wiki page i’m laughing so hard


teamrocketing:

the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk


me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*


officialwhitegirls:

the article i have been searching for

officialwhitegirls:

the article i have been searching for


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